Anonymous asked:

straight men have no purpose in this world

Pewtick Answer:


That’s a lil much.. they could be used as tables and chairs


In honor of Hannah being a New York Times Best Selling Author, I will be doing a giveaway of a SIGNED COPY of her book!

And in honor of Hey USA being picked up by The Scene, I’m giving away a SIGNED POSTER from This Might Get Weird Y’all!!

All you have to do to enter this is reblog from now until September 5th and I’ll pick two lucky people at random to win them!!

I will ship anywhere!!

Good luck and CONGRATS to Hannah, Mamrie, and Grace!!! 🍷🎉

(via heikejustsayin)

nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism

pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?